Dear Splenda, Please pay me to endorse your product?

I promise I make nothing but deliciousness.

My Mixologist

The Bionic Elbow!

If you have a weak stomach, don't look down.

One of the Nicer Streets in NY

Tower Of Happiness

My Sweet Little Junkie

This picture was accidental and genuine. The thought bubble, however, is fabricated.

Walking Home Late

Pretty Lady


Max's Bowl

Out on the Open Roooooooooaaad!

*cue: Goofy Movie memories*